FOR THE NON-UGLY BALD PEOPLE,

We are truly very sorry if this campaign offends you, but we just had to find a way to identify the ugly people, and we figured this was the easiest and best way! If you do not wished to be associated with this cause, please consider the following:

-Growing back your hair

-Buying a wig

-Hair transplant

-Colouring your head with a permanent marker

-Covering your head in paint

-Shaving the head of an ugly individual, taking their hair and superglue it back to your head

If you are not able to carry out the suggested actions, then it's alright! Embrace the baldness! We are very very certain that after awhile, people will be able to start differentiating the ugly people from attractive ones like you!

Again, we are truly sorry if you did not choose to be bald, but this had to be done somehow.

For consolation, here is a picture of a very beautiful bald man!

#bald