CONCERNS

1. We understand that this might offend the attractive people who cannot control if they have hair or not. Thus, we have come up with a solution! For those who are attractive and have a condition where they cannot choose to have hair or not, we will be providing FREE permanent markers and acrylic paint for you to colour on or slather on your bald head! Fear not, you will definitely be very distinguishable from those baldies!

2. We have also taken those unattractive individuals who refuse to be bald into consideration. We have decided that these people should be kidnapped and brought to the #HairForHope event happening in Singapore (29th June 2019, see www.hairforhope.org.sg for more information). If this event has passed, we will then have no choice but to ask for the help of our fellow Singaporeans to shear these people like sheep, then donate their hair to any organisations similar to HairForHope.

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